God, youre a screw up! Guy talk howd you do it? LYDIA: I dont know! TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Also, no liquids! Every bit of it. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! I mean you saw these schmucks up here. AHHH! DELIA: Life coaching! I am angry! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. This . My guruOtho! But youre sexy. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! We did find that out. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Couple of five-star reviews. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. Ive already been to hell and back. I orbit. I meant to say. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. Hi there. Dont you remember when we moved in? Wait come back! Pigs cant climb! Im so glad you could make it! Yeah. Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. Ill do it. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. JUNO: My name is Juno! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! You know what would make all this even more awesome? Lets get that book open. Yup, thats the one. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? JUNO: STOP! Chapter 1: The Netherworld. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." Maybe nothing has to change. (they scream.) Im always prepared. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! I can bring your daddy so much pain. Can I bring her back? CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Very good energy. Please, dont spin the wheel! having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. LYDIA: The ghosts! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? Keep it away from your sensitive parts. You said you would help us! LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. NO! Its the one room in the house thats still ours! I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. ADAM: Oh! Im just saying its not stupid. Everyone here would go back if they could! Yes, its been very creepy. Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. I dont know what I did. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. But I swear to you, we will. It has to stop. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. Upgrade to PRO Look, I know things have been difficult-. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. Thats great! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. Theyre gonna be my new best friends! He was fast! ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . (a beat.) ADAM: Yeah. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . Time. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. I had a vision once. Dont you get it? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Live a life of love! Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. You asked me, I'm answering. LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! It's like my dad's Ophelia. We want to help you! Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. Oo! Lydia doesnt have my resilience. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. ADAM: The electoral college! Drink it, or throw it out! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Did I mention that my moms a demon? Leave this house! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Please, forgive me! Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Oh, my God! Thats what I want too. LYDIA: I really like you guys. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. (a beat.) Do you want some lunch? So mean. Look at you. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. LYDIA: Were not a family. Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. ADAM: Barbara! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. Leave this house! Sucks-Yes! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . Where are you? NEIGHBOR: Hello?! We used to live here. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? And they eat ghosts. (softly.) BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Results may vary. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Your mother loved this song. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . (more chase.) The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Because I dont think we can. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. You died together. You need a mother. Having lost her. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? LYDIA: Mom?! Im gonna need some help! The Netherworld. CHARLES: Except brains. (laughs.). BEETLEJUICE: Hey! JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. I can bring your daddy so much pain. LYDIA: I cant change anything! Well, I should probably get going. That was a disaster. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! By Ben Brantley. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. (laughs) Hell do it. 5. Im his fifth wife! Barbara! STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. And you wont even say her name. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! Delia? The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia Like a gay republican! youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! IM ALIVE! Fool your friends! Welcome to our model home. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. OH! NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! I thought I was bringing my mom back! I am utterly alone. Lady, you're forgetting something! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! About Lydia. LYDIA: Im not going back! You both get em. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Lydia: I am alone. You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. I have some good news. I changed a lot. You see, the living ignore the dead. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. ADAM: Oh yeah? ADAM: You away from her! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Mr. Youre all going to die. And that is exactly how we can beat him. And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! Home Monologues from Musicals. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? GET OUTTA MY WAY. Well, we can take care of that. Its not a real marriage. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Lydia: i can't change anything. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. LYDIA: I dont know how! And now this is what you get. No no no no no. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. Thats your answer for everything! God, why cant he just leave me alone? Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! I wish I was dead! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Do you remember what I said? I guess Ill just go. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. Whats a matter Chuck? GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. There are people downstairs. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Oh my god! Start reading. BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. Promise me we can talk about her. DELIA: SUCKS-YES! Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . It CLICKS OFF. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Go back to New York! Lets get you finished! Maybe, we can help each other! ADAM: Kill?!??!? Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! CHARLES: Dont say that. And there is a way. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! I love it! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! Its time for Americas favorite game show! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. OTHO: Delia! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? My first name is Lawrence. Which does not come easy. I dont remember making a fire. These are the biggest changes that . Heres help, heres you. Now, we dont have a lot of time. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. The two of you need to hire me right now. CHARLES: Im glad you like it. (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. (referring to DELIA.) A ballad already? "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. FORESHADOWING. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? ADAM: Wed love it! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. Wait, why aren't you dancing? And we should tell her that! Oh father dear! We do not want to kill people! So, what do you say? You know what? Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. Im not buying it, time to die! Proceed directly to the Netherworld! Ive got a way to make everyone see me. And yet, I worry. What do I always say about doubt? But you wanted your mommy. BEETLEJUICE: So. Put er there! Parts. Its less. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. Everything was the way it used to be. Delia, that was just the wind. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Strangers. New phone, who dis? I asked you to send me a sign. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. BARBARA: I think so! Im not going anywhere! Oh my god! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Netherworld. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? Step 4: Select a monologue. I was in a sweat lodge. Big beautiful brains. With a lovely family inside. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. Could I bring her back here? Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? I have something to say. I thought these were twin sheets! Lets chop off his head. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. 123! I am utterly alone. AND Im from New Jersey! PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. I died with this sash. Wheres Lydia? It didn't work. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! BEETLEJUICE: Hi! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Use their user talk pages. DELIA: About that. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. It's our house now, kid! BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) You! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. Lets find out! Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. I am also dead. Let me ask you a question. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. Dad theres ghosts! BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! So lets scare my dad! And such a bold departure from the original source material! (in a southern accent.) This is not working out. BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) You are tougher than you look. She goes back into the room. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! New York, NY, Linda Ray . Beebleboose! Yes book? You are the sun. Get the shrimp! You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Can I see? Im going to find mom! And that is why you need me! It sayswe should draw a door. Hide! Im crying because Im so happy. frowns at the MUSIC. Beetlejuice - Musical. Welcome to the family, son. And you dont exist. Weve already said it a bunch of times! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. But first, I gotta toss the rule book. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. I dont wanna die! What are you talking about. But what if it doesnt last? howd you get her to marry you? DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. And this, this is a business dinner! Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. Take a look at our library of free monologues . ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. Is this it? Do the research! ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. We're gonna be rich! MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. I havent always been such a good mother. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! Ongoing. It's not about that. Sorry! BARBARA: I know. Mom? However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. LYDIA: I cant open it. I have a chance to see her again, please! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. (a beat.) MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. ADAM: I know! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. They look right through me! Why is Ohio so powerful?! That was an old Scandinavian folk song. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. Feel nothing. Thats why Im doing this. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! (a beat.) And so do I! And she left us. DELIA: Nope! CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. DELIA: AH! For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! So, Im selling our house. do not like him! Are you trying to skip the line? MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! Careful Charles! Except for you, Dead Mom. Hey, I get it! Maybe I should answer for her. Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). I'm totally enchanted. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? You know? Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." Fun at parties! BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! I'm on the bench, but Coach. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. I'm so glad you changed your mind. It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. Leave this house! close. Uh, hey! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. AH AH AH AH!). Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. The man next to me is the one I want. Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) Well, Bye! And the teacher was Wiccan! 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. First published Apr 06, 2020. Fine, you wanna be together? LYDIA: You know what? BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. LYDIA: What? Did I hear the dinner bell? Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Girl, just say it three times in a row. SEQUEL (air horn.) BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. We cant just stay in the attic! People! ADAM: That guy! (LYDIA stabs him.) BEETLEJUICE: Woah! She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] Adorable! Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. To the dead. Im a part of this too! Just like, what if Im never happy again? But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? You and me, were not that different. LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! You are dead. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? He is so mean to me! The man next to me Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Dad, theres ghosts here. I don't even like pottery! So, I have an idea. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! If you would like to give a public . Were still together. Are you all right? Oh God, how I missed that sound. Alone. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . 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